well... I was doing a throwie on a semi trailer and a "Hero" punched me in the head. =/

Latino man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only Latino man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The latino man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"listen Pendejo....when i was born, i was BROWN, "
"When i grew up, i was BROWN, "
"When i'm sick, i'm BROWN, "
"When i go in the sun, i'm BROWN, "
"When I'm cold, i'm BROWN, "
"When i die, i'll be BROWN."
But you pendejo...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
"Chinga tu madre, puto!!!

nah, but my friend did a girl up the ass and she went into a cezuire and went deff for about 2 hours, and now the left side of her face doesn't work or something, he thought it was funny and went and made them some hotpockets while she was on the bed shaking and drooling

Have you ever tried to score with a teacher??