thats straight dope
"its still there in your poop like "yeah im still here buddy remember me" and im all like "corn? when the hell did i eat corn?" quote from dr.evil
PAINT STAINED ASSASSINS!!! MOTHERFUCKER!:metralhadora
GRAFFITI IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH MIXED WITH ART AND YET NOT MANY TEST THAT POWER.:crazy
A NAME LASTS YEARS BUT A STATEMENT LASTS FOREVER. :singer
if i was racking, and i grabbed it, unpackaged it, threw the packaging on the shelf, and left, and i diddnt get caught, the next time i go to the store will they say anything to me? it was at a home depot, and im almost sure they got me on camera
Next time you go back there will be sirens, flashing lights and a trapdoor will open under your feet and you'll fall into Fat Bob's Pit (Fat Bob is a huge mutant security guard they keep chained up under the store, occasionally feeding him shoplifters and annoying customers)
So don't even think about going back to that store. And watch out, they'll have roaming gangs of armed bounty hunters out looking for you as you read this. So you'd better stay indoors for a few months.
BUT if you return what you took with a grovelling letter of apology, you may get off with a lifelong ban and double castration.